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The ADHD Vampire

The ADHD Vampire ADHD Vampire A cruise ship for retired sex addicts The U S S Exciter is the site of a party a lot of people on board will never forget but some of them will anyway Lurking in the cargo hold is Hora

  • Title: The ADHD Vampire
  • Author: Matthew Vaughn
  • ISBN: -
  • Page: 489
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • ADHD Vampire A cruise ship for retired sex addicts, The U.S.S Exciter, is the site of a party a lot of people on board will never forget but some of them will, anyway Lurking in the cargo hold is Horace Dracul, half brother of the legendary Dracula, and he dreams of reaching the shores of a country where the blood flows like wine, and bright, shiny lights are seeminglyADHD Vampire A cruise ship for retired sex addicts, The U.S.S Exciter, is the site of a party a lot of people on board will never forget but some of them will, anyway Lurking in the cargo hold is Horace Dracul, half brother of the legendary Dracula, and he dreams of reaching the shores of a country where the blood flows like wine, and bright, shiny lights are seemingly infinite However, another member of the Exciter s well aged population has some secrets of her own Martha retired cyborg and ex spy In the grand tradition of slasher horror literature in which a lot of people are murdered in gruesome ways, The U.S.S Exciter will host an orgy of violence and sex toys, and an easily distracted vampire named Horace might have himself a bloody good time.
    The ADHD Vampire Matthew Vaughn Dec , . out of stars Matthew Vaughn s The ADHD Vampire is a trippy, lewd, bloody, disgusting good time. The ADHD Vampire by Matthew Vaughn The ADHD Vampire is a hilarious, action packed, and a little gross, ride on a sex crazed cruise ship There s an old lady cyborg, orgies with wrinkled, sagging bodies, and a vampire with an attention problem It has plenty of action and blood and, like I said before, lots of sex. The ADHD Vampire Audiobook by Matthew Vaughn Audible The ADHD Vampire By Matthew Vaughn Narrated by Elizabeth Demetrios Free with day trial . month after days Cancel anytime Publisher s Summary A cruise ship for retired sex addicts, the USS Exciter, is the site of a party a lot of people on board will never forget but some of them will, anyway Lurking in the cargo hold is The Life Of An ADHD Vampire bpd_changeling Just a thing because I love ADHD Simon with all my heart and needed to share it with the world Rated T for, like, two curse words because I get really anxious about angering the mods Work Text By the Angel, vampire, do you ever stop moving Simon looked over, only then aware of his shaking leg He was at the Institute, since the ban on Remove Your ADHD Vampire Thinking People with ADHD are particularly vulnerable to Vampire Thinking because of their affinity toward taking on blame and responsibility, whether or not is true, whether or not it is deserved For them it is important to not only catch themselves committing negative thinking, but also to find a positive solution to the issue in the form of a new system, practice or structure. Dracula on the Couch The Psychiatry of Vampires Oct , In the final analysis, the psychiatry of vampires provides an illustrative example of the dynamic tension between the pathology and stigma associated with diagnosis on the one hand and the empowerment and acceptance associated with identity on the other see my previous blogpost on diagnosis, stigma, and euphemisms.

    • [KINDLE] ☆ The ADHD Vampire | BY ☆ Matthew Vaughn
      Matthew Vaughn

    About Author

    1. Matthew Vaughn says:
      Matthew Vaughn lives in Shelbyville, Kentucky He is the father of three little girls and a little boy, yet he and his wife are just big kids too By day he maintains machines and robots, but, by night he is a writer of bizarro fiction You can keep up with his work at mcvaughn.wordpress or on Facebook Check out my page here Matthew Vaughn

    Comment 127 on “The ADHD Vampire

    1. Janie C. says:
      Knock knock Who s there Why, it s Horace Dracul, brother of the sharp minded Vlad Brother Horace is a deadly vampire like his brother, but his mind is hey, what s that Shiny Oh yeah, Horace has ADHD He can t multitask When faced with a boatload of geriatric vacationers, Vlad has his hands, teeth and mind full What kind of party is this And what s that pretty flashing thing Apparently, this is no snooze cruise The oldsters are having big fun, with bloomers flying, diapers falling off and dildos v [...]

    2. Jeff O"Brien says:
      Imagine Lemon Party, but with women and vampires added to the mix I was surprised that the story revolved around elderly people having crazy sex than it did around the antagonist s ADHD Surprised, yes Disappointed, no I m pretty sure I got a boner every time there was mention of adult diapers And believe me, there were a lot of adult diapers in this book The only thing I was left wanting for was a little backstory on Martha, a retired cyborg spy Otherwise, this is just one of those quick littl [...]

    3. Jason says:
      A cracking short story, vampires, cyborgs, diapers, granny sex and face dildosis book has the lot.The are two main characters, Horace the ADHD vampire whose distractions are well written and Martha 83 yr old ex spy with some kick ass fighting skills.The story is a fun read, I do worry for the authors Internet Browsing history.I hope he has a buddy on stand by to destroy his PC on his death.Have a read and get grossed out.

    4. Mike says:
      Vampires and a Cyborg and Sex Crazed Old People, Oh My All stuck on a cruise ship You get the idea A good quick read and on sale for only 0.99 I gave The ADHD Vampire 3 1 2 stars.

    5. The Grim Reader (Beavisthebookhead.com) says:
      I needed a little nonsense in my reading life, and The ADHD Vampire was my ticket to ride So, what happens when an age old evil in the form of Horace Dracul awakens and is set loose on an unsuspecting cruise ship the U.S.S Exciter Carnage, sex and flashing light distractions, that s what The Exciter is a cruise ship filled with sex crazed old people and Horace is eager to feed on their withered flesh.I picked this up for a very reasonable 99c on Kindle It s bonkers and complete nonsense with not [...]

    6. Tom Lucas says:
      If you are a bit tired of the typical vampire fare sexy vamps, teenage angst vamps, zombie vamps, Will Smith, etc but love the genre, I humbly present this quick and funny read from Matthew Vaughn.Although filled with the ludicrous story elements that make a bizarro book great things like geriatric swingers, cyborg grannies, and the books titular monster a vampire with honest to goodness ADHD , what impressed me the most about the book was that it was clear that the author had done his research [...]

    7. Russell Holbrook says:
      Dude, this book is awesome It s full of awesomeness from the first word to the last Now I want to be a vampire DSeriously, though, this is a wonderful little story with one of the funniest, dorkiest, most likeable protagonists that the author has ever created Actually, I really liked all of the characters Even though it s a total gore fest, this book is really warm and fun You should read it and then you ll want to be a vampire too

    8. Donald Armfield says:
      A load full of laughswell if you think old people having sex and a vampire that can seem to focus on sucking the blood of his victims Then this novella is for you.A senior cruise ship gets his adult diapers littered with a heart attack of laughter that Vaughn tells with a fresh new look at vampires Bloody gore crazy fun packed into a read you won t be able to but down Wait was that a ship.Set sail you re in for one heck of a read

    9. Marvin says:
      Horace Dracul is the half brother of Dracula His legendary sibling didn t think much of him and now it is Horace s time to conquer and devour the humans His coffin is discovered and opened on the deck of a cruise ship catering to the sexual whims of the geriatric crowd Horace, despite his short attention span and difficulty staying on task, plans to have a splendid meal of the senior citizens and might even turn a few into his brides However Martha, a retired cyborg spy, is about to make his dr [...]

    10. Christopher Payne says:
      A cruise ship for retired sex addicts, The U.S.S Exciter, is the site of a party a lot of people on board will never forget but some of them will, anyway Lurking in the cargo hold is Horace Dracul, half brother of the legendary Dracula, and he dreams of reaching the shores of a country where the blood flows like wine, and bright, shiny lights are seemingly infinite However, another member of the Exciter s well aged population has some secrets of her own Martha retired cyborg and ex spy In the gr [...]

    11. Kris Lugosi says:
      So this is basically the story of Dracula s lame brother who so happens to be afflicted with ADHDe premise really did sound fun and super campy, but it fell a bit short for me Horace Dracul is awaken on a seniors citizen cruise ship, where his thirst for blood is only overshadowed by his, oooh somin shiny, complex The guy just can t stay fucking focus, which is funny once you get in the swing of the book, but in the beginning Horace s lack of focus sounds like the author is jumping around and c [...]

    12. Rodney says:
      The ADHD vampire takes place on an aptly named cruise ship for sex addicted retirees called the U.S.S Exciter, yes really One of the passengers on the cruise ship unfortunately discovers Horace Dracul in a crate located in the cargo area, and the cruise then takes a bloody turn for the worse Throughout, Horace tries hard to be the hardcore villain that his legendary half brother Dracula is known to be, but he has a host of hurdles in the way ADHD is just one of the many His tendency to be easily [...]

    13. Shane says:
      To tell you all the truth, I hate vampires I do not find their bat abilities to be cool, nor their lame sickly, sun starved skin I do not care that they can live forever, and I would much rather watch a fly puke up its meal and eat it again than watch a vampire stick its two straw wannabe fangs into someone s Capri Sun neck I hate them.Vaughn has successfully created a Vampire I actually like and enjoyed spending time with Horace, Dracula s ADHD inflicted, lamer brother, is hilarious I think Vau [...]

    14. Edward says:
      full disclosure the adhd vampire was written by my brother however, i had nothing to do with the book no editing, no proofreading, not even a beta read this review is for the final product.The ADHD Vampire is a hilarious, action packed, and a little gross, ride on a sex crazed cruise ship There s an old lady cyborg, orgies with wrinkled, sagging bodies, and a vampire with an attention problem It has plenty of action and blood and, like I said before, lots of sex The first couple chapters alone w [...]


    15. Katherine Parker says:
      Matthew Vaughn s The ADHD Vampire is a trippy, lewd, bloody, disgusting good time If you re into gory, inappropriate humor, you ll find the book amusing and enjoyable and if you don t get a lot of reading time or have a touch of ADHD yourself, then you ll find the length of the book just about perfect Coming in at just under 75 pages, I was able to read the book in just a couple of hours.This isn t the kind of book that houses complex characters or character development, but it doesn t need it T [...]

    16. Bradley Smith says:
      Entertaining read that will leave you laughing The only problem I had with it was the length of the book it s very short.


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